You know your team(-mate) is bad/derp when...
... everyone has a green name
... you have more kills then your entire team combined
... not a single person has a KD above 0.5
... you top the kills as commander
... everyone runs in the same direction repeatidly and dies
... everyone seems to do the exact opposite from what their com tells them to do
... people rushing into groups of enemies one by one and dieing
... a player complains about *stack* in an even game
... a player complains about "number" stacking one team, when in reality people simply left the server
... a player tries to votekick the best player of the other team
... a player tries to votekick/-eject a good commander
... a player tries to reset the game... 20 minutes into the game
... a player tries to randomize RR when nobody is in RR (or only specators)
... a marine can't kill a single skulk after spending 20+ meds and nano shields on him
... a marine builds powernodes that serve no purpose (i.e. when com dropped all nodes on the map)
... you see marines repeatidly killing themselves with GLs
... you see marines trying to buy unresearched weapons
... marines are placing mines so close together that hundreds of PRES will go to waste instantly
... marines are crying to research exos 1 minute into the game
... marines are dieing instantly with their exo when you've finally researched them
... aliens don't get any lifeform upgrades
... aliens have 100 PRES and are still skulking
... you see skulks biting unbuilt power nodes
... you see 4 skulks battling a marine and still have them loose
... gorges build two tunnels in the same place
... multiple gorges build tunnels to the same locations
... gorges block off the retreat with logs for higher lifeforms like onos or fade, so they ultimately get killed
... gorges spit buildings instead of using bile
... lerks are sitting on the floor spiking
... fades are not using blink, but instead walk accross the map
... fades are confusing themselves with vortex
... onoses are dieing about a second after they run into enemies
... your commander builds 3 armories or [insert other useless duplicate building] in your main base
... your commander builds like a maniac, but never gets any upgrades
... the alien com gets lifeform upgrades, but never any biomass
... your commander spends all resources before getting any resource towers
... everyone has a green name
... you have more kills then your entire team combined
... not a single person has a KD above 0.5
... you top the kills as commander
... everyone runs in the same direction repeatidly and dies
... everyone seems to do the exact opposite from what their com tells them to do
... people rushing into groups of enemies one by one and dieing
... a player complains about *stack* in an even game
... a player complains about "number" stacking one team, when in reality people simply left the server
... a player tries to votekick the best player of the other team
... a player tries to votekick/-eject a good commander
... a player tries to reset the game... 20 minutes into the game
... a player tries to randomize RR when nobody is in RR (or only specators)
... a marine can't kill a single skulk after spending 20+ meds and nano shields on him
... a marine builds powernodes that serve no purpose (i.e. when com dropped all nodes on the map)
... you see marines repeatidly killing themselves with GLs
... you see marines trying to buy unresearched weapons
... marines are placing mines so close together that hundreds of PRES will go to waste instantly
... marines are crying to research exos 1 minute into the game
... marines are dieing instantly with their exo when you've finally researched them
... aliens don't get any lifeform upgrades
... aliens have 100 PRES and are still skulking
... you see skulks biting unbuilt power nodes
... you see 4 skulks battling a marine and still have them loose
... gorges build two tunnels in the same place
... multiple gorges build tunnels to the same locations
... gorges block off the retreat with logs for higher lifeforms like onos or fade, so they ultimately get killed
... gorges spit buildings instead of using bile
... lerks are sitting on the floor spiking
... fades are not using blink, but instead walk accross the map
... fades are confusing themselves with vortex
... onoses are dieing about a second after they run into enemies
... your commander builds 3 armories or [insert other useless duplicate building] in your main base
... your commander builds like a maniac, but never gets any upgrades
... the alien com gets lifeform upgrades, but never any biomass
... your commander spends all resources before getting any resource towers